CRISP QUOTES ! ! !

*WHERE THERE'S A WILL ...... I WANT TO BE IN IT.


*BETTER TO BE A WITTY FOOL THAN A FOOLISH WIT.

*ALCOHOL AND CALCULUS DON'T MIX, NEVER DRINK AND DERIVE.

*OUT OF MY MIND.... BACK IN FIVE MINUTES.

*A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE NIGHT.

*THERE IS TOO MUCH BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL SYSTEM.