STUDENT ROCKZZ

SIR:               UNMAIKUM COMEDYKUM ENNA VITHIYAASAM?




STUDENT:       SIR, UNGA PONNU AZHAGU ENBATHU UNMAI!!!!
                           ATHU UNGA PONNU ENBATHU COMEDY!!!!!!!

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EXAM MESSAGE

AARYA:    5 UNIT UM PADIKANUM, ORU TOPIC VIDAMA PADIKANUM, ORE NAAL LA PADIKANUM.



SANTHAANAM:  ATHUKU NEE INDEX A THAAN PADIKANUM.....

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LAST BENCH STUDENTS

SCHOOL STUDENTS BORE ADICHA POGUM IDANGAL:


1ST BENCH STUDENTS: LIBRARY POLAM VA


2ND BENCH STUDENTS:  DAI UNGA VEETUKU POGALAM DA.


3RD BENCH STUDENTS:   MAAPLA PADATHUKU POLAM...


LAST BENCH SINGA KUTTIGAL: MACHI BORE ADIKUDHU SCHOOLUKU POGALAM....

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LKG TERROR COMEDY

MISS:  3*3=9


LKG STUDENT: MISS MATHS KONJAM EASYA NADATHUNGA..


MISS:   EPPADI PA?


LKG STUDENT: 3SHA*3SHA = 9THARA.
                             IPADI SOLUNGA MISS EASYA PURIUM...........        

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Classroom fundass !!!

Teacher: Ennapa nan paadam nadathum pothu sami kumbudra...
Student: Enga amma thoongarathuku munnadi sami kumbida sonnanga athan.

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SWEET SCHOOL MEMORIES ! ! !

1. oneside love's
2 Silent mode phone's
3 last bench comodies
4 interval kadalai
5 escape from Exams
6 last period galatas..
7 birthday treats
8 last minute study for exams
10 friend family function
11 exam mark problems
THESE DAYS WILL NEEVER COME AGAIN .SO ENJOY WHEN THERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHY STUDENT FAIL

A year has 365 days,
Sunday 52,
Balance 313,
Summer holidays 50,
Balance 263,
8 hrs daily sleep means 122 days,
balance141,
1 hr daily playing means 15 days
Balance 126,
2 hrs daily food means 30 days,
Balance 96,
1 hr daily talking means 15 days,
exam days per year 35 ,
BALANCE 46,
Festival days 40,
balance 6 days
with that how can we pass

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KOLAVERI - STUDENTS VERSION

Yo boys
I am sing song
school song
fail song
WHY THIS KOLAVERI KOLAVERI KOLAVERI DI
WHY THIS KOLAVERI KOLAVERI KOLAVERI DI
WHY THIS KOLAVERI KOLAVERI KOLAVERI DI
Distance-u la board-u board-u
board-u colour-u black-u
boardla writing chalk-u chalk-u
chalk-u colour-u white-u
WHY THIS KOLAVERI KOLAVERI KOLAVERI DI
WHY THIS KOLAVERI KOLAVERI KOLAVERI DI
white-u colour-u answer paper
paper fulla blank-u
testla copy bit-u bit-u
my TC torn-u
WHY THIS KOLAVERI KOLAVERI KOLAVERI DI
WHY THIS KOLAVERI KOLAVERI KOLAVERI DI
Mama note eduthuko appadi ye book eduthuka
pa pa pa paan
pa pa pa paan
papa papa pa pa paan
ok mama now subject change-u
kaila book-u
only english ah
handla book-u amma cook-u
stomach-u fulla fire-u
school-u life-u exam come-u
life revearse-u gear-u
ah book-u book-u
oh my book-u
u call-u me muck-u
mark-u mark-u testla mark-u
always it is duck-u
god i am dying now-u
teacher happy how-u
this-u song-u for school boys
we dont have choice-u
WHY THIS KOLAVERI KOLAVERI KOLAVERI DI
WHY THIS KOLAVERI KOLAVERI KOLAVERI DI

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TEACHER AND STUDENT

TEACHER : Which book helped you most in your life??????????
STUDENT : My father's cheque book.........
STUDENT ROCKZZZZZZZZZZZ

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TEST ! ! !

Teacher: raj, you copied from Susan's test didn't you?
Student: How did you find out?
Teacher: Susan's test answer says, "I don't know," and yours says, "Me neither."

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Syllabus joke

SIR: Poi syllabus vaangittu vaada
STUDENT: Sir Tamilnadu fulla ketten Citybus irukenra Airbus irukenra Townbus irukenra Expressbus irukenra Point-Point bus irukenra Deluxbus irukenra A/C bus irukenra Aana Neenga ketta Sylla 'BUS' mattum kidaikave Illa.... Dippo-le Illaiyaam

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SIGN

TEACHER  : Why  are you  late,  Frank?
FRANK  : Because  of  the  sign.
TEACHER  : What  sign?
FRANK  : The  one  that says, "School  Ahead , Go Slow."

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INTELLIGENCE OF STUDENT

TEACHER:Which book has helped you most in your life?????

STUDENT:My fathers cheque book

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Professor's ROCK II...............

How college professors speak English?

1. Dont talk in front of my back.

2. Both of you three get out of the class.

3. Why are you so late? Say yes or no.

4. Take five cm copper wire of any length.

5. I have two daughters. Both of them are girls.

6. All of you stand in a straight circle.

7. Be quiet. Principal passed away just now.

8. Why are you looking at the monkey outside when I am standing here.

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FUN WITH PROJECTS IN COLLEGE

At a planning meeting at John's college,he congratulated a colleague on producing some superb student-Guidance Notes explaining how to combat plagiarism

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JOHN:How long did it take you to write them?

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JACOB:Not long........... i copied them from another university website..................

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TERROR MESSAGE

A terror msg for the day:

When i was studying in school days my Teachers were wearing sun glasses

You know why?

Because

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i was a "BRIGHT STUDENT"

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Professor's ROCK.................

How college professors speak English?

1. Dont talk in front of my back.

2. Both of you three get out of the class.

3. Why are you so late? Say yes or no.

4. Take five cm copper wire of any length.

5. I have two daughters. Both of them are girls.

6. All of you stand in a straight circle.

7. Be quiet. Principal passed away just now.

8. Why are you looking at the monkey outside when I am standing here.

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One of the best captions above an exam room clock:

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''TIME WILL PASS... WILL YOU?''

;-);-):-)

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Class Room Message

Cls room is a Train...!

First two benches R Reserved for VIP

Next two benches are General compartment

Then ,the last two Benches are Very
Demand
Bcoz it is
"Sleeper Coach" 

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