NEW ELEMENT

A New Addition to the Periodic Table of Elements..

Element Name: Wife

Symbol: Wf

Atomic Weight: Dont Even Dare to Ask..

Physical Properties: Boils at Any temperature, Can Freeze at Anytime, Melts if Handled with Love & Care, Very Brittle if Mishandled!

Chemical Properties: Very Reactive, Highly Unstable, Possess Strong Affinity 4 Gold, Platinum, Diamond & Other Precious Items,

Money Reducing Agent,

Volatile when left Alone,

Mainly used to DESTROY husband!