Read fully : A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 34 years, 2 months & 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, plastic surgery and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
Finally she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
" You said I had another 34 years to live.
Why didn't you save me from the truck?"
(You'll love this ans)
God replied:
"I didn't recognize you". .
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