SARDARJI : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
SARDARJI : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, "Oh GOD! you have come again"!
SARDARJI : If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
SARDARJI : No, I'll also stay with your siste...
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Wednesday, 12 June 2013
SARDARJI PAR'KING'
Posted on 19:43 by Guru Moorthy
SARDARJI comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment...
Thursday, 30 May 2013
SHAH RUKH KHAN UNDERGOES SURGERY
Posted on 12:15 by Unknown

BOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR SHAH RUKH KHAN HAS UNDERGONE A SURGERY ON HIS SHOULDER.
BOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR SHAH RUKH KHAN, DURING THE SHOOTING OF 'RA ONE' MET WITH AN INJURY ON HIS SHOULDER. AFTER THAT HE STARTED TO ACT IN THE FILM 'CHENNAI EXPRESS'. HE WAS VERY DETERMINED THAT HE WOULD UNDERGO SURGERY ONLY AFTER THE SHOOTING OF 'CHENNAI EXPRESS' IS FINISHED. THE SHOOTING WAS COMPLETED ON 25TH MAY. SO SHAH RUKH KHAN GOT ADMITTED IN LEELAVATHI HOSPITAL IN...
ZEBRAS: PAINTED HORSES
Posted on 12:12 by Unknown

ZEBRA IS A HORSE-LIKE ANIMAL OF AFRICA. THEY ARE WHITE OR CREAMY WITH BLACK STRIPES. THE ZEBRA IS ABOUT THE SIZE OF AN ASS, OR DONKEY, AND HAS A LARGE HEAD, LONG EARS, NARROW FEET, A TUFTED TAIL, AND A SHORT, ERECT MANE.
HABITAT:
ZEBRAS LIVE IN THE DESERTS AND GRASSLANDS OF AFRICA. THEY STAY TOGETHER IN LARGE HERDS FOR PROTECTION. THE HERD IS MADE UP OF DOZENS OF SEPARATE FAMILY GROUPS, EACH WITH A MALE, THE STALLION AS ITS HEAD. THE STALLION...
TRUTH OF LIFE
Posted on 12:01 by Unknown
DICTIONARY SAYS THAT OPEN AND CLOSE ARE OPPOSITES, BUT LIFE TEACHES THAT WE ARE OPEN ONLY TO THOSE WHOM WE ARE CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!...
SAMSUNG GETS BUSIER IN INDIAN SMARTPHONE MARKETPLACE
Posted on 11:58 by Unknown

SAMSUNG INDIA HAS AGGRESSIVELY OPENED ITS SMARTPHONE FLOODGATES WITH ALMOST FIVE LAUNCHES IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS.
ITS LATEST INTRODUCTION NOW ENSURES THAT THE COMPANY'S SMARTPHONE PORTFOLIO RANGES FROM THE MINIMUM 3.5 INCHES IN SCREEN SIZE TO 6.3 INCHES.
THE COMPANY, WHICH HAS 47 PER CENT MARKET SHARE IN THE DOMESTIC SMARTPHONE SEGMENT, IS FACING GROWING COMPETITION FROM LOCAL PLAYERS SUCH AS MICROMAX WHILE INTERNATIONAL RIVALS SUCH AS APPLE...
LAST WORDS OF A COCKROACH
Posted on 11:41 by Unknown
COCKROACH'S LAST WORDS TO A MARRIED MAN WHO IS ABOUT TO KILL IT.
"GO AHEAD AND KILL ME, YOU COWARD!! YOU ARE JEALOUS OF ME BECAUSE YOUR WIFE IS AFRAID OF ME AND NOT AFRAID OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
HACKING CLAIMS IN AUSTRALIA
Posted on 11:36 by Unknown
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CHINESE HACKERS MIGHT HAVE STOLEN TOP-SECRET BLUEPRINTS OF AUSTRALIA'S INTELLIGENCE AGENCY HEADQUARTERS, BUT FOREIGN MINISTER BOB CARR INSISTED TIES WITH BEIJING WOULD NOT BE HURT.
THE AUSTRALIAN BROADCASTING CORPORATION SAID THE DOCUMENTS TAKEN INCLUDED CABLE LAYOUTS FOR THE HUGE BUILDING'S SECURITY AND COMMUNICATIONS SYSTEMS, AND ITS SERVER LOCATIONS.
MR. CARR SAID THE GOVERNMENT WAS "VERY ALIVE" TO THE THREAT, ADDING THAT "NOTHING THAT IS...
COGNIZANT PIPS INFOSYS TO THE POST FOR NO.2 SLOT
Posted on 11:31 by Unknown

TATA CONSULTANCY SERVICES (TCS), COGNIZANT, INFOSYS, WIPRO AND HCL GREW BY 13 PER CENT TO REACH $34.3 BILLION IN 2012, CONTINUOUSLY CHIPPING AWAY AT MARKET SHARE FROM LARGE MULTI-NATIONAL SERVICE PROVIDERS, ACCORDING TO A RECENT GARTNER STUDY.
"THE TOP FIVE INDIAN PROVIDERS EXCEEDED THE IT SERVICES INDUSTRY'S GROWTH OF 2 PER CENT. HOWEVER, THE GROWTH FOR BOTH INDUSTRY GROUPS DECELERATED FROM 21.8 PER CENT AND 7.6 PER CENT, IN 2011," THE...
Saturday, 25 May 2013
BE A LOSER
Posted on 21:39 by Guru Moorthy
Anbu kondavargalidam thotru parungal...!!
vetriyai vida Tholvi ethanai sugam endru theriyum.....
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