SARDARJI AND WIFE...

SARDARJI : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
SARDARJI : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, "Oh GOD! you have come again"!

SARDARJI : If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
SARDARJI : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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SARDARJI PAR'KING'

SARDARJI comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'

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SHAH RUKH KHAN UNDERGOES SURGERY

BOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR SHAH RUKH KHAN HAS UNDERGONE A SURGERY ON HIS SHOULDER.

BOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR SHAH RUKH KHAN, DURING THE SHOOTING OF 'RA ONE' MET WITH AN INJURY ON HIS SHOULDER. AFTER THAT HE STARTED TO ACT IN THE FILM 'CHENNAI EXPRESS'. HE WAS VERY DETERMINED THAT HE WOULD UNDERGO SURGERY ONLY AFTER THE SHOOTING OF 'CHENNAI EXPRESS' IS FINISHED. THE SHOOTING WAS COMPLETED ON 25TH MAY. SO SHAH RUKH KHAN GOT ADMITTED IN LEELAVATHI HOSPITAL IN BANDRA.

HIS FAMILY CIRCLES SAID THAT HIS SURGERY HAS BECOME SUCCESSFUL AND IT TOOK NEARLY 3 HOURS FOR THE COMPLETION OF THE SURGERY.

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ZEBRAS: PAINTED HORSES

ZEBRA IS A HORSE-LIKE ANIMAL OF AFRICA. THEY ARE WHITE OR CREAMY WITH BLACK STRIPES. THE ZEBRA IS ABOUT THE SIZE OF AN ASS, OR DONKEY, AND HAS A LARGE HEAD, LONG EARS, NARROW FEET, A TUFTED TAIL, AND A SHORT, ERECT MANE.

HABITAT:

ZEBRAS LIVE IN THE DESERTS AND GRASSLANDS OF AFRICA. THEY STAY TOGETHER IN LARGE HERDS FOR PROTECTION. THE HERD IS MADE UP OF DOZENS OF SEPARATE FAMILY GROUPS, EACH WITH A MALE, THE STALLION AS ITS HEAD. THE STALLION PROTECTS HIS HAREM AND BABIES AGAINST ENEMIES AND WARDS OF OTHER STALLIONS. WHEN CORNERED THE LEADER PUTS UP STIFF RESISTANCE, KICKING AND BITING FIERCELY. A FAMILY STAYS TOGETHER AND IF THE STALLION IS KILLED, THE HERD IS ADOPTED BY ANOTHER MATE.

FEATURES:

ZEBRAS ARE GRASS-EATING ANIMALS AND FLEET-FOOTED, ABLE TO ATTAIN A SPEED OF 40 MILES PER HOUR (64KM/H). ZEBRAS ALSO HAVE GOOD NIGHT VISION TO SPOT DANGER IN THE DARK.

ZEBRAS ARE HOOFED MAMMALS (ANIMALS WHICH HAVE AN ODD OR EVEN NUMBER OF TOES). LIKE A HORSE, A ZEBRA HAS AN ODD NUMBER OF TOES ON EACH FOOT.

SPECIES:

THERE ARE THREE SPECIES OF ZEBRA, ALL FOUND IN AFRICA. THE MOUNTAIN ZEBRA IS ABOUT FOUR FEET (1.2 M) TALL AT THE SHOULDER AND WEIGH 200 TO 380 KG. THE PLAINS OR BURCHELL'S ZEBRA IS FOUND IN OPEN OR WOODED GRASSLANDS IN ZIMBABWE. IT HAS NO STRIPES ON ITS TAIL AND LEGS, GROWS SLIGHTLY TALLER. GEVY'S IS THE LARGEST SPECIES OF ZEBRA AND GROWS TO BE FOUR AND A HALF FEET (1.4 M) TALL. THE MOUNTAIN ZEBRA AND GREVY'S ZEBRA ARE BOTH ENDANGERED BECAUSE OF INDISCRIMINATE HUNTING.

ZEBRAS STRIPES ACT AS A CAMOUFLAGE:

A ZEBRA'S ENTIRE BODY IS COVERED WITH STRIPES. A ZEBRA'S STRIPE PATTERN, LIKE A GIRAFFE'S COAT PATTERN, IS UNIQUE. NO TWO ZEBRAS HAVE STRIPES THAT LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME. WHILE THE STRIPES EXACTLY THE SAME. WHILE THE STRIPES ACTUALLY HELP ZEBRAS RECOGNIZE ONE ANOTHER, THESE MAKE ZEBRAS INDISTINGUISHABLE TO OTHER ANIMALS.

THE WAVY LINES OF A ZEBRA BLEND IN WITH THE WAVY LINES OF THE TALL GRASS AROUND IT. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE ZEBRA'S STRIPES ARE BLACK AND WHITE AND THE LINES OF THE GRASS ARE YELLOW, BROWN OR GREEN, BECAUSE THE ZEBRA'S MAIN PREDATOR, THE LION IS COLOUR BLIND.

WHEN AN ENEMY SEES A LARGE GROUP OF STRIPES, IT GETS CONFUSED. THE PATTERN MAKES IT HARD FOR THE LIONS TO DECIDE WHICH ANIMAL TO ATTACK.

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TRUTH OF LIFE

DICTIONARY SAYS THAT OPEN AND CLOSE ARE OPPOSITES, BUT LIFE TEACHES THAT WE ARE OPEN ONLY TO THOSE WHOM WE ARE CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SAMSUNG GETS BUSIER IN INDIAN SMARTPHONE MARKETPLACE

SAMSUNG INDIA HAS AGGRESSIVELY OPENED ITS SMARTPHONE FLOODGATES WITH ALMOST FIVE LAUNCHES IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS.

ITS LATEST INTRODUCTION NOW ENSURES THAT THE COMPANY'S SMARTPHONE PORTFOLIO RANGES FROM THE MINIMUM 3.5 INCHES IN SCREEN SIZE TO 6.3 INCHES.

THE COMPANY, WHICH HAS 47 PER CENT MARKET SHARE IN THE DOMESTIC SMARTPHONE SEGMENT, IS FACING GROWING COMPETITION FROM LOCAL PLAYERS SUCH AS MICROMAX WHILE INTERNATIONAL RIVALS SUCH AS APPLE AND HUAWEI HAVE ALSO SLOWLY INCREASED THEIR PRESENCE IN INDIA.

ON TUESDAY, THE KOREAN SMARTPHONE GIANT ANNOUNCED YET ANOTHER ENTRY TO ITS 'GALAXY' SERIES-THE MEGA- A SHARP SIGNAL THAT THE COMPANY WILL CONTINUE TO BLUR THE LINES BETWEEN SMARTPHONES AND TABLETS.

"WHAT CAN I SAY? CLEARLY THE REPLACEMENT CYCLE IS BECOMING MUCH SHORTER. IN A COUNTRY LIKE INDIA, WE NEED TO BE PRESENT AT ALL PRICE POINTS, AND OUR LAUNCH CYCLE INDICATES THIS," SAID VINEET TANEJA, COUNTRY HEAD, SAMSUNG MOBILE AND DIGITAL IMAGING BUSINESS, WHILE ADDRESSING REPORTERS HERE.

"WE ARE FOLLOWING AN AGGRESSIVE PORTFOLIO APPROACH. WE'VE RECEIVED A LOT OF CUSTOMER FEEDBACK WHICH BASICALLY SAYS THAT MOST CONSUMERS PREFER LARGER SCREEN DISPLAYS. AND WE'VE DELIVERED ON THAT AS YOU CAN SEE TODAY," HE ADDED.

THE TWO MODELS, UNDER THE GALAXY MEGA SERIES, UNVEILED HERE COME IN 5.8 AND 6.3 INCHES IN SCREEN SIZE, WITH BOTH OF THEM RUNNING THE LATEST ANDROID 4.2 OPERATING SYSTEM ANSWERING A RANGE OF QUESTIONS, MR. TANEJA SAID, "IT'S NOT AS IF WE ARE TRYING TO GIVE OUR COMPETITORS NO LEEWAY, THIS IS MERELY RESPONDING TO CUSTOMER DEMAND. WE WILL RAMP UP OUR SERVICE NETWORK."

WHILE THE 5.8 INCH MODEL WILL BE PRICED AT RS. 25,100 AND WILL BE AVAILABLE IN THE MARKET BY NEXT WEEK, THE 6.3 INCH MODEL COMES WITH A PRICE TAG OF RS. 31,490 AND WILL BE ROLLED OUT IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.

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LAST WORDS OF A COCKROACH

COCKROACH'S LAST WORDS TO A MARRIED  MAN WHO IS ABOUT TO KILL IT.

















"GO AHEAD AND KILL ME, YOU COWARD!! YOU ARE JEALOUS OF ME BECAUSE YOUR WIFE IS AFRAID OF ME AND NOT AFRAID OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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HACKING CLAIMS IN AUSTRALIA

CHINESE HACKERS MIGHT HAVE STOLEN TOP-SECRET BLUEPRINTS OF AUSTRALIA'S INTELLIGENCE AGENCY HEADQUARTERS, BUT FOREIGN MINISTER BOB CARR INSISTED TIES WITH BEIJING WOULD NOT BE HURT.

THE AUSTRALIAN BROADCASTING CORPORATION SAID THE DOCUMENTS TAKEN INCLUDED CABLE LAYOUTS FOR THE HUGE BUILDING'S SECURITY AND COMMUNICATIONS SYSTEMS, AND ITS SERVER LOCATIONS.

MR. CARR SAID THE GOVERNMENT WAS "VERY ALIVE" TO THE THREAT, ADDING THAT "NOTHING THAT IS BEING SPECULATED ABOUT TAKES US BY SURPRISE."

BUT HE REFUSED TO CONFIRM OR DENY ANY CYBER ATTACK, OR WHETHER CHINA WS BEHIND ONE, SAYING HE WOULDN'T COMMENT "ON WHETHER THE CHINES HAVE DONE WHAT IS BEING ALLEGED OR NOT."

FOR ITS PART, CHINA NOTED THAT IT WAS "VERY DIFFICULT TO FIND THE ORIGIN OF HACKER ATTACKS."

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COGNIZANT PIPS INFOSYS TO THE POST FOR NO.2 SLOT

TATA CONSULTANCY SERVICES (TCS), COGNIZANT, INFOSYS, WIPRO AND HCL GREW BY 13 PER CENT TO REACH $34.3  BILLION IN 2012, CONTINUOUSLY CHIPPING AWAY AT MARKET SHARE FROM LARGE MULTI-NATIONAL SERVICE PROVIDERS, ACCORDING TO A RECENT GARTNER STUDY.

"THE TOP FIVE INDIAN PROVIDERS EXCEEDED THE IT SERVICES INDUSTRY'S GROWTH OF 2 PER CENT. HOWEVER, THE GROWTH FOR BOTH INDUSTRY GROUPS DECELERATED FROM 21.8 PER CENT AND 7.6 PER CENT, IN 2011," THE REPORT SAID.

CONFIRMING A WELL-KNOWN INDUSTRY TREND, THE STUDY ALSO POINTS OUT THAT COGNIZANT DISPLACED INFOSYS (IN TERMS OF REVENUE) TO BECOME THE SECOND-LARGEST INDIAN IT SERVICES PROVIDER.

"COGNIZANT, IN ADDITION TO BEATING INFOSYS, ALSO EXPERIENCED THE HIGHEST GROWTH RATE AMONG THE TOP FIVE PROVIDERS, WITH AN INCREASE OF 20.1 PER CENT IN 2012," SAID ARUP ROY, RESEARCH DIRECTOR AT GARTNER, IN A STATEMENT. "IN THE PAST FIVE YEARS, THE TOP FIVE PROVIDERS HAVE BEEN WINNING LARGE OUTSOURCING DEALS (THOSE WITH A TOTAL CONTRACT VALUE OF MORE THAN $ 100 MILLION). THEIR TARGET CUSTOMER SEGMENT STILL REMAINS THE FORTUNE 1000 COMPANIES. MOST OF THESE FIRMS HAVE A LARGE-EAL PURSUIT SALES TEAM THAT GOES AFTER DEALS OF MORE THAN $35  MILLION IN CONTRACT VALUE," ADDED MR. ROY.

THE GROWTH RATE OF INDIA-BASED PROVIDERS HAS BEEN SLOWING FOR SOME YEARS, BUT IN 2012 THIS TREND WAS MORE PRONOUNCED, ACCORDING TO THE STUDY.

ANOTHER DOWNSIDE IS THAT INDIAN OUTSOURCING FIRMS HAVE NOT CRACKED INTO THE TOP TEN LIST, DESPITE BEING IN THE INDUSTRY FOR MORE THAN TWO DECADES.

TCS REMAINS THE CLOSEST AT NUMBER 11. IN ADDITION TO THIS TREND, REVENUE CONTRIBUTION FROM PROJECT-BASED AND STAFF AUGMENTATION DEALS HAS ALSO CONTINUED TO DECLINE FOR THE TOP FIVE INDIAN-BASED PROVIDERS.

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BE A LOSER

Anbu kondavargalidam thotru parungal...!!
vetriyai vida Tholvi ethanai sugam endru theriyum...!

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